Better Than The Poster!

June 29, 2009

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It's been reported that Michael Bay's "Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen" has raked in $200.1-million after a mere five days in release. This is the second biggest five day box office total in movie history.

In a related story, a man screamed at the top of his lungs while shaking a set of car keys in front of a baby; he is confident the baby will want to see the keys again because it now knows the plot. He also thinks he can sell the baby a t-shirt with a picture of a set of car keys on it.

Paul Tatara

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