Aug. 16, 2009
District 9
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I had pretty high hopes when I sat down to watch Neill Blomkamp’s stranded-alien parable, “District 9,” which had been praised before its release as a new kind of summer action movie, one that weds up-to-date social commentary (its anti-apartheid subtext is unmistakable) with the big, noisy weaponry that virtually defines “motion picture” for less discerning audience members.
But the movie lives up to more technical expectations than narrative ones. This is an often-inventive film - we’ve certainly never seen a summer sci-fi movie that hinges on human-alien racism - and it’s consistently well crafted. But it’s hardly the wall-to-wall status quo shaker so many people want to believe it is. Long before it’s over, it turns into just another techno shoot-em-up, and it’s full of sloppy plot holes.
Beyond that, "District 9" consistently looks like a cross between “Alien,” “Black Hawk Down,” and a brace of raggedly photographed autopsy footage. Blomkamp wallows in the slime and pus, to an almost childish degree. There’s about six minutes of movie here that I couldn’t discuss even if I wanted to, because I chose to look off-screen while it unfolded. I’m telling you, viscera should have held out for an associate producer credit.
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The highly effective first act is presented as a documentary about the “alien situation." We learn that the aliens, who are derisively known as “Prawns” to the human population, suddenly appeared 20 years ago, hovering over Johannesburg in a broken down mothership that now hangs suspended like an intergalactic albatross, a high-tech reminder that humankind has transformed its first contact with otherworldly life forms into just another nasty round of Us vs. Them.
The moment when the government, after three months of waiting for some kind of signal, finally cuts into the hull of the ship to see who or what waits inside is supremely disturbing. The aliens, far from being mystical life forms, turn out to be terrified, starving masses cowering in their own filth.
Their ship is dead, and that’s it. They’re stuck here. So the South African government promptly shuffles the visitors into a heavily guarded shantytown known as District 9, where their guttural language and cockroach-like physical appearance only reinforces the idea that they’re dispensable irritants who couldn’t possibly coexist with human beings.
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But sometimes those attitudes can change. Blomkamp’s and co-screenwriter Terri Tatchell’s most daringly non-commercial move is to make "District 9"'s central protagonist a pencil-pushing nerd whose initial xenophobia is as repulsive as any displayed in the picture, and it takes him quite a while to get over it.
Wikus Van der Merwe (Sharlto Copley) is a perpetually grinning drone for a company called Multi-National United. M.N.U. has been recruited to move the Prawns to a relocation camp some 2,000 kilometers outside of Johannesburg, more or less so “decent” people will no longer have to look at them. Wikus’ father-in-law, a powerful member of the board of M.N.U., entrusts poor Wikus with the job of evicting 1.8-million Prawns from their shacks and preparing them for the trip.
This is easier said than done, since the Prawns rightfully distrust their human hosts, and, courtesy of their encampment, have collapsed into lives of seething anger and violence. District 9 makes Jamaica’s Trenchtown look like an afternoon in Palm Beach. The streets are littered with guts and garbage, and the Prawns spend the majority of their time either loudly arguing or fighting over rotting morsels of food. In as close to a joke as you’ll find in the entire picture, the Prawns have also grown addicted to the perceived delicacy of canned cat food, which is sold to them for a ransom by gangs of vicious Nigerian thugs.
Both the Nigerians and the government recognize the weapons the aliens had aboard their ship are powerful enough to enable any triggermen to take over the world. But the weapons aren’t operational if not melded with the aliens’ molecular structure; humans simply can’t fire them. So alien blasters are stockpiled by anyone who can get their hands on them, even though they’ve yet to figure out how to shoot the damned things.
The wild, nightmarish solution to this predicament eventually drives “District 9”’s plot…not that the solution makes a lick of sense if you actually stop to think about it.
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Without giving too much away, Wikus goes through a (once again, pretty nonsensical) transformation, then takes to laying low within District 9 when he suddenly becomes a wanted man. After forming a hedging alliance with a secretly brilliant Prawn and the Prawn’s young son, Wikus starts to suspect that maybe humanity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. And humanity goes way out of its way to convince him of its uselessness during the movie's repetitive final act. Believe me, you've seen it before.
The key difference, then, between what goes on here and in a gazillion other far less imaginative sci-fi action jackhammers is that the grotesqueries arise during instances of actual character development, and there’s a “message” to the narrative. But Blomkamp, who may be talented enough to become the Extreme Spielberg that Hollywood surely pines for, stages scene after scene after scene in such a grim, brutal manner, it’s easy to forget all the work he initially puts into giving the narrative a little bit of heft.
This is an honest attempt at something significant that finally lacks the conviction to stay out of the nihilistic gutter. When Blomkamp suddenly returns to his senses and aims for, of all things, Chaplin-esque pathos in a ridiculously contrived final image, he fails so miserably it's almost laughable.
Jesus, where to start? “District 9” contains profanity, vile racism (of a sort), arms, limbs, and heads being ripped off of bodies, bodies exploding into meaty morsels, copious amounts of black vomit, close-ups of disemboweled alien torsos, Mengele-style medical experiments, point-blank gunshots to the head, a religious ritual in which raw alien meat is consumed by humans, and screaming, screaming, screaming. Think “Transformers” after a smart guy shit on it, wrapped it in entrails, and left it in the rain to rust. Rated R. 113 minutes.
Paul Tatara
jcpaul_911:
Hey, been reading since the CNN days. Good to have you back.
Actually really enjoyed D9 and can't for the life of me recall the plot hole you're calling out. Something about "the fuel?" Was it that the prawns somehow found enough "fuel" to power their crippled mothership among Earth-bound detritus from that same ship (which means it would have been on the mothership in the first place?)
Something like that?
Either way, thought the movie was actually solid for a first outing and had a vision all its own. Except for what they borrowed from "V."