May 30, 2008
Sex and the City
(dir. Michael Patrick King)

Good news, everybody! The new "Sex and the City" movie has met my expectations! I expected it to be released, and I expected to have absolutely zero interest in seeing a single second of it. And that's what happened!
Now, let's go out for some big, fruity drinks and say "vagina" and "orgasm."
Paul Tatara